1. Joe Hall def. Big Dan Winant
2. TKO def. Sean Damage McNelis
3. Saint Vengeance def. G Fatal
4. Kyle Winant def. Skye Bynes
5. Matt Demorest def. Alex Cross
6. Dr. John Bowes def. Dynamike Davis
7. PJ Matthews and Andrew Wright won the tag team turmoil to become the GBYWN NE Tag Team Champions and then PJ Matthews handed his half of the championships over to BRB.
8. Brandon the Bull def. Hedges
9. Vin Grayson def. Arkum in a First Blood Match
10. Kyle Winant def. Saint Vengeance
11. Dr. John Bowes def. TKO
12. Matt Demorest def. Joe Hall
13. Robbie Roller def. TJ Blade in the 3 Stages of Hell match
14. Marcus Centofante def. Mike Williams
15. Killa K and Ryan Ragnarok won the Deal or No Deal MITB match. Killa K received a world title shot, Ragnarok received a ham sandwich.
16. Michael Massacre def. Strife, Joey Kaos, and Maximum to win the EWA Tristate Title
17. John Bowes def. Matt Demorest and Kyle Winant to win the Elite Tournament
18. Mike Del def. Tek to win the EWA World Title

--Wrestling--
Best Match: Winant vs. Bowes vs. Demorest
Favorite Match: Ladder Match
Best Spot: Damien Divine getting spirit squadded in the ladder
Scariest Moment: Danny got messed up
Grossest Spot: Vin pouring the blood on Arkum just wasn't fun for me
Stiffest Shot: Ragnarok breaking the ghost on Elder Foreman's head
Breakout Star: Elder Foreman
Weekend MVP: Travis
Weekend Shitman: Chairs. They know what they did.
Best Face: Elder Foreman
Best Heel: TJ Blade
Funniest Moment: Travis making his fake "I QUIT" voice for Roller
Bump of the Weekend: The Awful Waffle that G Fatal took was bananas
Best Gear: Michael Massacre
Best Chant: Sit Warren Sit
Most Shocking Moment: Warren showing up. I had predicted Don the day before, just ask Travis.
Best Entrance: Ritz
Best Entrance theme: Del using Rainbows in the Dark is awesome
Best New (To YOU) Move: Elder Foreman's crossbody
Most Injured: Danny

-Nonwrestling-
Favorite Food: Dunkin Donuts in the morning
Funniest Moment: PJ and Ryan staring at each other in mutual agreement/awe of Warren's lack of pop
Favorite Moment: Winning the GBYWN Northeast Tag Team titles without bumping. I'm a selfish prick.
Favorite Person you met: Archadia was a boss or Johnny Boy
Meanest Zing: "Stop being remedial Brandon" - Skye
Gayest Moment: Tek licking my nipple while he was distracting me when I reffed his match

--Wrestling--
Best Match: Best, favorite; what's the difference?!
Favorite Match: Ladder Match, Kyle vs. Skye, TJ vs. Roller.
Best Spot: I'm sure it was something in Arkum/Grayson.
Scariest Moment: Ladders + Humans = Scary.
Grossest Spot: The Shotgun Arkum took through the chair.
Stiffest Shot: St. V/Kyle chop exchange, lots of shit in Bowes/Davis as well.
Breakout Star: Elder Foreman.
Weekend MVP: Everyone did excellent.
Weekend Shitman: Whoever thought it'd be a better idea to duck and cover rather than catch people in the ladder match.
Best Face: Elder Foreman.
Best Heel: That whole Tek stable thing goin' on there.
Funniest Moment: Brandon/mom, Ritz.
Bump of the Weekend: Any bump taken on that base deserves bump of the weekend.
Best Gear: I dug TKO's.
Best Chant: I never remember these.
Most Shocking Moment: Killa K being awesome, Matt Xstatic throwing Tek back into his match.
Best Entrance: Chris Jericho.
Best Entrance theme: Was it Skye who used Kings of Leon? Fuck yeah. Del's was awesome as well.
Best New (To YOU) Move: I'VE SEEN IT ALL.....either that or I just can't remember right now.
Most Injured: Everyone. Fuck that base.

-Nonwrestling-
Favorite Food: Pork roll egg and cheese in the morning
Funniest Moment: Tek scolding Brandon for spoiling UWA. Me and G-Fatal were laughing our dicks off about something else, but I completely forget what.
Favorite Moment: Watching the best of Joey Styles/Sandman with Cento and Warren
Favorite Person you met: Elder Foreman and Dan Turner of course!
Meanest Zing: "Bologna salad and bacon are not a good combination, but I will eat them together anyway. Add paprika to the mix, though.. that's where I draw the line." - Lil Wayne
Gayest Moment: Being in a backyard filled with faggots

--Wrestling--
Best Match: Winant vs. Bowes vs. Demorest
Favorite Match: Gfatal vs Vengeance/ladder match
Best Spot: Elder Formans top ladder trust fall
Scariest Moment: Danny got BUSTED
Grossest Spot: Tek getting thrown off the roof
Stiffest Shot: Ragnarok breaking the ghost on Elder Foreman's head!!!
Breakout Star: Elder Foreman
Weekend MVP: THE HALLS
Weekend Shitman: The stiff ass base
Best Face: Elder Foreman
Best Heel: Bowes
Funniest Moment: Elder Preaching during the ladder match
Bump of the Weekend: The Awful Waffle that G Fatal took
Best Gear: Robbie Roller
Best Chant: "HOLY CHRIST"
Most Shocking Moment: Ms Hall slapping Hedges, MAD STIFF
Best Entrance: Del
Best Entrance theme: Don
Best New (To YOU) Move: Elder Foreman's crossbody
Most Injured: Danny Divine

-Nonwrestling-
Favorite Food: Checkers with Damien
Funniest Moment: Strife yelling for his Broski headband
Favorite Moment: Doing the Cannonball onto elder
Favorite Person you met: Warren
Meanest Zing: "Stop being remedial Brandon" - Skye(that was quite ode)
Gayest Moment: Gunz getting naked in the shed

This show, based solely on the card, looked pretty hot.

Best Match: Ladder Match
Favorite Match: Roller/TJ, & the Tri-State 4 Way
Best Spot: Anything in the Ladder Match. simply nuts!
Scariest Moment: Vengeance & Danny getting injured
Grossest Spot: Kyle's powerbomb to Vengeance. Good lord I felt it
Stiffest Shot: Arkum delivering a chop to Tek while I held his arms back
Breakout Star: fuck it. I'm gonna say Patrick Wade Wilson. just cause he never gets mentioned. Good performance
Weekend MVP: Everyone involved, including the broken chairs (R.I.P)
Weekend Shitman: The unforgiving, satanic, diabolic structure, that is.. the Base
Best Face: Elder Foreman
Best Heel: TJ Blade and the nWo (Bowes, Tek, Damage)
Funniest Moment: Ritz and Jonny Wiselle segment
Bump of the Weekend: So many crazy bumps, but gonna have to say me throwing Tek off the roof. When I was up there all I kept thinking about was Taker/Mankind HIAC loll
Best Gear: Robbie Roller
Best Chant: "The power of Christ compells you!"
Most Shocking Moment: Tina Hall slapping Hedges!
Best Entrance: Nothing really comes to mind, so I'll say mine.
Best Entrance theme: Rainbows in the Dark by Dio has always been one of my favorites
Best New (To YOU) Move: Didnt see anything new really
Most Injured: BRB.. hows it feel to be the cripple now you JERK! <3

-Nonwrestling-
Favorite Food: Fridays with my gf afterwards
Funniest Moment: Theres a lot of crazy characters walkin around the yard. Buncha funny fuckers
Favorite Moment: Winning the EWA World title for the 2nd time, and for the first time in 3 years. First time even getting a shot at it in 3 years.
Favorite Person you met: Met everyone already.. but PJ Mathews is awesome!
Meanest Zing: "Try not to have a heat stroke this time" - Centofante.. Shoot! there it is
Gayest Moment: Tom trying to show me his dick.. Phaggot!

Best Match: Winant vs. Bowes vs. Demorest
Favorite Match: Matt vs Warren
Best Spot: There was alot of cool shit.
Scariest Moment: Danny getting hurt..
Grossest Spot: Uhhh..
Stiffest Shot: Ragnarok breaking the ghost on Elder Foreman's head
Breakout Star: Elder Foreman!
Weekend MVP: TJ... and Matt for being a psycopath by wrestling 3 matches on that death base and doing awesome in every match.
Weekend Shitman: The base.
Best Face: Elder Foreman
Best Heel: John Bowes
Funniest Moment: Ritz!
Bump of the Weekend: Something in the ladder match..? I don't know.
Best Gear: Alot of the dudes had some flamboyant shit. So it's hard to choose.
Best Chant: Sit Warren Sit
Most Shocking Moment: Hmm.. Don?
Best Entrance: Ritz
Best Entrance theme: Music music music.
Best New (To YOU) Move: Don't think I saw anything new.
Most Injured: Danny...

-Nonwrestling-
Favorite Food: Wendy's
Funniest Moment: Johnny Boy laughing on the way back home at that guy trying to escape from a cop because he cut off the cop in the highway or just Johnny Boy in general.
Favorite Moment: Dunnoooo.
Favorite Person you met: Joey Adams! <3
Meanest Zing: Don't know :p
Gayest Moment: Seeing Tommy Kobryn's balls.

I can never fully fill these things out, lol. My memory is always blank.

Best Match: Umm hard to choose everyone stepped it up
Favorite Match: Matty D vs Alex Cross
Best Spot:
Scariest Moment: Being on Matts shoulders b4 the DVD onto the ladder table
Grossest Spot: Kyles powerbomb on pete
Stiffest Shot: the bumps
Breakout Star: Elder Foreman
Weekend MVP: TJ
Weekend Shitman: The Base
Best Face: Elder Foreman
Best Heel: TJ Blade
Funniest Moment: Elder Foremans Preaching
Bump of the Weekend: The Awful Waffle
Best Gear: Elder Foreman
Best Chant: Sit Warren Sit
Most Shocking Moment: Andrew Wright Winning
Best Entrance: Ritz
Best Entrance theme: I love Skyes theme
Most Injured: Danny

-Nonwrestling-
Favorite Food: Wendys
Funniest Moment: Alot in Matt vs Warren / Triple Rs random comments
Favorite Moment: Car ride ot the Show... Filled with Lulz
Favorite Person you met: Elder Foreman
Gayest Moment: me vinnie n tom jumping up n down holding eachother lol

happy this show sounds like it came out real well. hope my boy skye repped hard yow


anyways, if there were any dope spots at this show, it may have been cus i was voo doo dolling with g i joes down here in the flo. so ......you're welcome (:

--Wrestling--
Best Match: Winant vs. Bowes vs. Demorest
Favorite Match: Ladder Match/Robbie vs. TJ
Best Spot: Anything in that ladder match.
Scariest Moment: Danny getting hurt.
Grossest Spot: The finish to Vin and Arkhum.
Stiffest Shot: Ragnarok breaking the ghost on Elder Foreman's head.
Breakout Star: Elder Foreman. Best gimmick ever.
Weekend MVP: The Halls.
Weekend Shitman: The chairs and the base.
Best Face: Elder Foreman
Best Heel: TJ Blade/Tek and his two-man crew of Bowes and McNelis.
Funniest Moment: Travis making his fake "I QUIT" voice for Roller/Foreman preaching/Ritz
Bump of the Weekend: So many amazing bumps, can't name just one.
Best Gear: Elder Foreman
Best Chant: "Worst sur-prise e-ver!" and "Preach! Preach! Preach!"
Most Shocking Moment: Don being there. Once I saw him I knew Warren had to be around somewhere.
Best Entrance: Ritz
Best Entrance theme: Elder Foreman's God song was amazing.
Best New (To YOU) Move: Elder Foreman's Christ-body (crossbody)
Most Injured: Danny

-Nonwrestling-
Favorite Food: Buffalo Wings at Galaxy
Funniest Moment: I honestly can't remember, but I know there was some funny shit.
Favorite Moment: Getting to hang with everyone and wrestle Ryan Rage and Joey Adams after not seeing them for one and two years respectively.
Favorite Person you met: Elder Foreman and Johnny Boy
Meanest Zing: "Warren's the surprise for the last two shows I've been to in a row? Fuck you, Warren!" -Can't remember who said it, but I heard it.
Gayest Moment: PJ and Demorest hitting on each other all day and PJ kissing Demorest on the cheek.

--Wrestling--
Best Match: Winant vs. Bowes vs. Demorest
Favorite Match: Ladder Match
Best Spot: Anything Elder Foreman related
Scariest Moment: Danny getting hurt.
Grossest Spot: ...Danny getting hurt
Stiffest Shot: I want to say it was Bowes and Demorest, but I could be wrong. The kicks to the thighs that were making the GROSSEST sound I've ever heard in my life.
Breakout Star: Elder Foreman, without question.
Weekend MVP: Warren... just kidding. The Halls.
Weekend Shitman: The chairs. They know what they did.
Best Face: Elder Foreman
Best Heel: 1. Tek, 2. TJ Blade.
Funniest Moment: Travis' fake "I quit" really did rule, as did anything Foreman related.
Bump of the Weekend: The spanish fly to the outside was serious.
Best Gear: Elder Foreman
Best Chant: "Preach, Preach, Preach!"
Most Shocking Moment: That all those dudes in the ladder match climbed up within arm's length of the briefcaseas about 45.5 times and not ONE of them grabbed it. Not only did they not grab it, they jumped AWAY from it!
Best Entrance: Foreman
Best Entrance theme: Foreman
Best New (To YOU) Move: Foreman's Christ Body
Most Injured: Danny

-Nonwrestling-
Favorite Food: McDonald's
Funniest Moment: Anything I said legit.
Favorite Moment: Honestly, the whole day ruled. Hanging with Don, Warren, Brods, PJ, and Murph for a large portion of the day really ruled hard though.
Favorite Person you met: TKO
Meanest Zing: Bowes calling Jon a smurf.
Gayest Moment: That hole in the base not being fixed.

--Wrestling--
Best Match: The elite final match
Favorite Match: Money in the bank/St. vs G-fatal
Best Spot:the indy kick and bicyle kick double down/any spot in MITB.
Scariest Moment:Daniel nearly breaking his face when he first got into the match.
Grossest Spot:Elder trusting his follow wrestlers and than they ram him into the ladder and sign did not see that coming.
Stiffest Shot:St. and Kyle's chop fest
Breakout Star:KILLA K!!!!and Mr.Elder Foreman/oh yeah shout out to Danny Disater and ACE!
Weekend MVP:The Halls and Kari for driving us there
Weekend Shitman:Well I would not know but everyone hates that base
Best Face:St.Vengeance/Mike Del/Elder Foreman
Best Heel:King Tek and his goons
Funniest Moment:I had fun the entire day
Bump of the Weekend:Any bump from MITB
Best Gear: Masscre's/St. Vengeance
Best Chant: Any chant between Don and Williams
Most Shocking Moment:Alex Cross showing up
Best Entrance:Mike Del
Best Entrance theme:Rainbow in the dark!
Best New (To YOU) Move:Stirfe's new set up for the combat crush
Most Injured:You would think Daniel but St. got rocked for real after his match with Kyle

-Nonwrestling-
Favorite Food:WAWA and Four Loko
Funniest Moment:Had fun the entire day
Favorite Moment:Seeing Peeps I have not seen in months.
Favorite Person you met:Knew a great amount of the people there.
Meanest Zing: Any remark towards Williams
Gayest Moment:Seeing Kyle's ass while we are taking a group picture

Jesus Christ! 18 matches?!?!

yea, tons of matches but the shows ran soooooo damn smoothly. and you leave in 1 day feeling like a 2 day show just went down. ill fill these out soon.


SO MUCH FUN GUYS glad i randomly made the trip.





Elite? More like Elder Foreman 2011.

--Wrestling--
Best Match: Finals of the tournament
Favorite Match: TJ/Roller & MITB
Best Spot: Sooo many to name but probably something in the MITB. You guys are nuts!
Scariest Moment: Danny Divine getting hurt in tag team turmoil
Grossest Spot: Vin putting Arkum through the plastic chair was pretty sick
Stiffest Shot: Ragnarok breaking the ghost on Elder Foreman's head
Breakout Star: Elder Foreman
Weekend MVP: Don, Cross and Mike Williams for driving up the night before.
Weekend Shitman: The Base.
Best Face: Elder Foreman
Best Heel: TJ Blade
Funniest Moment: Foreman in MITB
Bump of the Weekend: Too many to name. Everyone busted their ass. Tek getting thrown off the roof I wasn't expecting.
Best Gear: Michael Massacre
Best Chant: Holy Christ
Most Shocking Moment: When Don called TJ at 9:00 pm the night before saying Mike Williams offered to pick him up.
Best Entrance: Ritz
Best Entrance theme: I always mark for foreman and TJ's songs
Best New (To YOU) Move: Elder Foreman's crossbody
Most Injured: Danny & Pete

-Nonwrestling-
Favorite Food: Steak at the galaxy
Funniest Moment: Watching steinermania and Scott Steiner's workout video
Favorite Moment: The entire day
Favorite Person you met: Already met everyone
Meanest Zing: Don't have a heatstroke chant to Mike Williams
Gayest Moment: I'm gonna agree with demorest and say being in a backyard full of faggots

--Wrestling--
Best Match: Winant vs. Bowes vs. Demorest
Favorite Match: MITB
Best Spot: Matts one legged SSP was awesome
Scariest Moment: Seeing Vengeances head bounce off the base from Kyles powerbomb
Grossest Spot: something in MITB
Stiffest Shot: Ragnarok breaking the ghost on Elder Foreman's head
Breakout Star: Elder Foreman and Ace
Weekend MVP: Tina Hall
Weekend Shitman: base
Best Face: Elder Foreman
Best Heel: Tek/Bowes/McNellis/TJ
Funniest Moment: everything Elder Foreman did
Bump of the Weekend: danny getting destroyed
Best Gear: TKO/St. Vengeance
Best Chant: "Holy Christ"
Most Shocking Moment: The debut of Tina Hall
Best Entrance: Elder Foreman
Best Entrance theme: Dels
Best New (To YOU) Move: basically seen everything
Most Injured: Danny Divine

-Nonwrestling-
Favorite Food: Quickcheck
Funniest Moment: someone called dick king of the smurfs
Favorite Moment: being on the same card as PJ Murph Demorest TKO Maximum and Joey once again haha and seeing everyone
Favorite Person you met: Skye Bynes/Ace
Meanest Zing: Dont have a heatstroke chant to Mike Williams
Gayest Moment: Brandon walking around with clothing pins on his nipples

--Wrestling--
Best Match: Winant vs. Bowes vs. Demorest/MITB
Favorite Match: Ladder Match
Best Spot: I can't narrow it down to one.
Scariest Moment: Danny's face of Vengeance after the powerbomb
Grossest Spot:
Stiffest Shot: Ragnarok breaking the ghost on Elder Foreman's head
Breakout Star: Elder Foreman
Weekend MVP: Mike Williams & Strife. Mike drove 8 hours in one night and Strife really helped me run the show.
Weekend Shitman: Dropouts. I changed the card 50 times.
Best Face: Elder Foreman
Best Heel: I'm an asshole
Funniest Moment: Foreman preaching
Bump of the Weekend: Tek being thrown off the roof and bouncing off the shed into the driveway.
Best Gear: Michael Massacre/Elder Foreman
Best Chant: Sit Warren Sit
Most Shocking Moment: Daniel Pryme showed up. :p
Best Entrance: Ritz/Del
Best Entrance theme: Del, Foreman, or Johnny Wiselle
Best New (To YOU) Move: Trust fall!

-Nonwrestling-
Favorite Food: Galaxy
Funniest Moment: Steinermania with Don, Warren, & Joe. Vin Grayson not being able to say anything serious without me turning it into a joke.
Favorite Moment: The whole show and watching everyone have a great time.
Favorite Person you met: I believe I've met everyone before.
Meanest Zing: Don telling Mike Williams to not have a heat stroke again.
Gayest Moment: Everyone grabbed my ass ALL DAY.

Thanks again for coming everyone. It was so much fun. Hope to see most of you guys again!