--Wrestling--
Best Match:
Favorite Match:
Best Spot:
Scariest Moment:
Grossest Spot:
Stiffest Shot:
Breakout Star:
Weekend MVP:
Weekend shitman:
Best Face:
Best Heel:
Funniest Moment:
Bump of the Weekend:
Best Gear:
Best Chant:
Most Shocking Moment:

-Nonwrestling-
Favorite Food:
Funniest Moment:
Favorite Moment:
Favorite Person you met:
Meanest Zing:
Gayest Moment:

Day 1 because I suck at life.

--Wrestling--
Best Match: main event day 1
Favorite Match: 2 step/ ric
Best Spot: Cradle shock into victory roll or my slip and slide ddt
Scariest Moment: When Brodie looked liek he broke his arm
Grossest Spot: Dropkick/doubel stomp to rics head in the turn buckle
Stiffest Shot: ^
Breakout Star: No one!
Weekend MVP: JP.
Weekend shitman: Rain and car that I travel in.
Best Face: no one
Best Heel: god for the rain
Funniest Moment: At the urban's with Ian, Joey, Justin, Brodie and Andrew
Bump of the Weekend: Hachett driver to the outisde maybe
Best Gear: no one
Best Chant: Die Warren Die
Most Shocking Moment: Not getting to wrestle Trey, AGAIN.

-Nonwrestling-
Favorite Food: CiCi
Funniest Moment: "It's somewhere between Droz and Hayabusa neck. " had to be there
Favorite Moment: Chilling at the Urbans
Favorite Person you met: Ian
Meanest Zing: THe one girl commented how awesome are table was, so I responded with yeah, that's why you should leave our table.
Gayest Moment: Not making it day 2.

Change to favorite person I met: Besides Ian, I would have to go with the Possum. He was so cute.

WE SAW A FUCKING POSSUM!

In the middle of fucking Allentown!!!

--Wrestling--
Best Match: Eric Douglas vs. JPizzle vs. JD Static vs. Robby Roberts
Favorite Match: Soyboy vs. ZaYne
Best Spot: There were too many good fucking spots
Scariest Moment: Seeing Mike's head
Grossest Spot: Mx5's exploder from corner to corner
Stiffest Shot: Froggy punting doug
Breakout Star: Kris Urban(LEGGGO)
Weekend MVP: Kris and Pam
Weekend shitman: Alex Cross
Best Face: Team Jacob
Best Heel: Hybrid
Funniest Moment: Chris Frank
Bump of the Weekend: The Debut off the top to the outside to JP
Best Gear: Team Jacob vs. KWCD
Best Chant: Drown Warren Drown
Most Shocking Moment: Soyboy booking himself for WrestleFezt 12

-Nonwrestling-
Favorite Food: General Tso's chicken
Funniest Moment: Ass to Mouth, No big deal.
Favorite Moment: Saturday night hangouts
Favorite Person you met: Missy(only person I met at the entire show)
Meanest Zing: "I'm not the only one that likes to be fingered" -Alex ZaYne
Gayest Moment: I like gay things

Also only for Day 1 because I also suck

--Wrestling--
Best Match: JD Static vs Mythril
Favorite Match: Chris Frank vs Alex Cross
Best Spot: TJ Blade fake injury, roll up
Scariest Moment: When Mike told us there was a gang fight just a few hours before we arrived
Grossest Spot: 2Step's double stomp to Ric's head
Stiffest Shot: ^
Breakout Star: Jed gets better every show
Weekend MVP: That girl with the braces
Weekend shitman: Anybody who didn't wrestle because of rain
Best Face: JD Static
Best Heel: Alex Cross
Funniest Moment:
Bump of the Weekend:
Best Gear: Mike Damage
Best Chant: The random Glenn chant
Most Shocking Moment: Crucible

-Nonwrestling-
Favorite Food: CiCi's
Funniest Moment: Falling asleep to Mike Damage giving play by play to a porno
Favorite Moment: Chilling at the Urbans after CiCi's or Cuddlefezt 11 with JP, Trey, Dom and Kayla
Favorite Person you met: JP and Zayne
Meanest Zing: Don: "If it wasn't raining my match would've been ten times better"
Brodie: "Ten times zero is still zero"
Gayest Moment: Doug fingering Missy

Also mention on people I met. I forgot, Zeke. Guys a tank.

DAY 1
--Wrestling--
Best Match: 2Step vs Sic Ric
Favorite Match: Brodie vs Perfection vs Tornado
Best Spot: Slip N Slide DDT (deppen, wright, damage, gunz)
Scariest Moment: Ian and Froggy setting up for the finish to our 4 way with Steve.
Grossest Spot: JD Static/Mythril reverserana!
Stiffest Shot: J2Step/Sic Ric double stomp!
Breakout Star: I wanna say that JD, 2Step and Ric all showed that they can tear it up!
Day 1 MVP: Pam, drying all our wet ass gear!? Incredibly nice.
Day 1 shitman: Anyone that backed out of working in the rain. Fun times guys!
Best Face: JD Static
Best Heel: TJ Blade
Funniest Moment: Alex Cross vs Chris Frank - the spots, the drowning, the faces!
Bump of the Day: Hatchet Driver off the apron to 2step.
Best Gear: Crucible in the opening promo.
Best Chant: "Drown Warren Drown"
Most Shocking Moment: TJ Blade's "injury"


Day 2:
--Wrestling--
Best Match: Mythril vs Kris Urban
Favorite Match: Robby vs JD Static vs JP vs Eric Douglas
Best Spot: Marky Lectric and B Cubed's asai moonsault caught into drunk bitch driver.
Scariest Moment: Damage vs Hybrid.
Grossest Spot: Crucible giving MX5 an exploder from corner to corner.
Stiffest Shot: Punt to Doug is the only thing that pops into my mind right now.
Breakout Star: Kris Urban really outshined on this day. 2 great matches. props to ya bud.
Day 2 MVP: Pam and Kris for hosting, Jay for running.
Day 2 shitman: Me for giving up against Doug, and Hybrid for walking out. We shoulda finished. Sorry everyone.
Best Face: Team Jacob, Eric Douglas.
Best Heel: Robby Roberts
Funniest Moment: soy and zayne's comments during their match
Bump of the Weekend: JP taking the debut off the second rope to the outside
Best Gear: both teams in my tag match. woo
Best Chant: "Fly Warren Fly"
Most Shocking Moment: Soy Boy challenging Robby Roberts for WrestleFezt 12!

-Nonwrestling-
Favorite Food: Dominoes!
Funniest Moment: The Alex Cross shoot interview. For some reason i never laughed harder during any other portion of the weekend. Warren was so out of control fucked up.
Favorite Moment: Saturday night.
Favorite Person you met: the dude that filmed for me day 2. he was cool for doing that!
Meanest Zing: Any drinking and driving comment towards warren.
Gayest Moment: "For 200,000 dollars they can fucking cum on my face for fucks sake!" - Jed. <3

^ I appreciate two day superlatives.

should be done this way from now on!

Well, if that is the case, i am glad Joey and I did it right!

Only day 1

--Wrestling--
Best Match: Mythril vs. JD Static
Favorite Match: TJ Blade vs. Dynamike Davis
Best Spot: Exploder/Powerbomb in Zeke/Brodie/Joey
Scariest Moment: Thinking Travis was hurt...until Jay gave the okay sign
Grossest Spot: 2 Step fucking Ric's face up with the double stomp deal
Stiffest Shot: Ian's lariat to Don
Breakout Star: The opossum
Weekend MVP: Kris and Pam
Weekend shitman: The rain
Best Face: JD Static
Best Heel: Alex Cross
Funniest Moment: Chris Frank vs. Alex Cross
Bump of the Weekend: I remember being thoroughly impressed watching Deppen take the pistol whip
Best Gear: JD Static
Best Chant: Drown Warren Drown
Most Shocking Moment: Crucible

-Nonwrestling-
Favorite Food: CiCi's
Funniest Moment: "Somewhere between Hayabusa and Darren Drozdov" OR "She choked me and I got a boner"
Favorite Moment: Hanging at the Urbans'
Favorite Person you met: MX5
Meanest Zing: "I'm not the only one that likes to be fingered" -Alex ZaYne (this was on day 2 but I heard about it)
Gayest Moment: I totally watched Eric Douglas and Joey Tornado have sex

Soyboy didn't book himself for WrestleFezt 12 on day 1, queer

WHOOPS

I can never remember the stuff from the show, however I loved meeting all of you, and hopefully I'll see you again sometime.

--Wrestling--
Best Match: Mythril vs Kris Urban
Favorite Match: Soyboy vs Zayne
Best Spot: TJ faking the injury, roll up then lariet. I marked hard.
Scariest Moment: Hybrid.
Grossest Spot: Trey getting exlodered into the corner. Gross.
Stiffest Shot: Froggy's foot, my head.
Breakout Star: JED!
Weekend MVP: Kris, Pam, Jay. Thanks so much guys <3
Weekend shitman: Warren!
Best Face: JD Static
Best Heel: Alex Cross
Funniest Moment: Anything in Soy vs Zayne.
Bump of the Weekend: JP taking the debut off the top to the outside.
Best Gear: Team Jacob!
Best Chant: Die Warren Die
Most Shocking Moment: Soy vs Robby WF12!

-Nonwrestling-
Favorite Food: CiCi's!
Funniest Moment: Anything at the hotel. Holy shit. Ass to mouth. Nuff said.
Favorite Moment: Chillin with everyone drinking at the hotel.
Favorite Person you met: Trey and Jed <33333
Meanest Zing: When Zayne said "I'm not the only one that likes to be fingered" AWKWARD.
Gayest Moment: Me and Missy. o.o

--Wrestling--
Best Match: Zayne/MX5 vs KWCD
Favorite Match: Eric Douglas vs Robbie Roberts vs JP vs JD Static
Best Spot: Lionsault reversed to DBD
Scariest Moment: Trey's expression after taking the back drop driver from crucible
Grossest Spot: super exploder to trey
Stiffest Shot: Urban punting jays face
Breakout Star: the main person that i got way more than i expected from was tj blade
Weekend MVP: 2-step/Mythril/JD Static/Urbans/Jay
Weekend shitman: the rain, it was still fun though i would have just rather it been dry
Best Face: Eric Douglas
Best Heel: Centofante
Funniest Moment: zayne and soys commentary during their match
Bump of the Weekend: Debut to the outside on JP
Best Gear: Zayne and MX5's tag gear
Best Chant: Fly Warren Fly
Most Shocking Moment: Mythril/Day 1 being as good as it was in the rain

-Nonwrestling-
Favorite Food: Dunkin Doughnuts
Funniest Moment: Zaynal discussions
Favorite Moment: saturday night ruled
Favorite Person you met: i didnt meet many people, but joey tornado wasnt what i expected
Meanest Zing: Zayne about fingering
Gayest Moment: the group discussion about sucking dicks for money

Sorry I couldn't make it fellas. My ride backed out on me on Friday night. Can't wait to see footage, though!

I was the one who walked out of my own match, not Hybrid. I was so frustrated about everything that was happening that I couldn't slow down and try and mangage it. I shouldn't of done it but it happened already.