There is this cool hipster chick that I really like. I don't know what to do because I'm dating a 17 year old chinese girl who really likes me. But this girl seems to take over my mind, I'm obsessed and the catch is I have to defeat her 7 evil exes to be able to go out with her. What do I do?

Get to know the cool hipster chick, if you don't already know her.. txt her everyday, just be her friend, learn more about her. bcuz she might turn out to be the type you might not want, BUT

if you already did that and she still clouds your mind... then go with her

I never heard of 7 ex boyfriends all teaming up to take on her next possibly next ex.. that's just dumb. just ignore them

Do that, if you really don't have that much feelings for the chinese girl you're with now.

Kill them all.
Obviously.

Well.....I fought the first one. I think He died, he exploded into coins.

I had to let Knives go. She was heartbroken but is dating a guy who looks like me now so I guess its ok.

*facepalm*

3 people will get this but I think it's hilarious. Do you happen to look like this?

yeah that would be the chinese girl. I think she'll be ok. Now I have to fight some hotshot movie star but I think I got him. I may as well seak them out since the first dude sorta came after me

And I actually look like this



Friend Zayne painted me. Holding that pose was killer

Such a good topic.

This is win

Well, do you do anything that those Ex's don't? Like play the bass? Or know any cool fighting moves?

I know plenty of sweet fighting moves. I can play the bass but I'm terrible. Hope I dont have to fight a good bassist.

me chinese me play joke me go pee pee in your coke.

This topic

I don't know what's better, Chad's posts or Cam not getting it.

Cam not getting it. I thought he was playing along at first, but c'mon, didn't he think something was up when he read about the chad dating a 17 year old chinese girl?

....I guess I wouldn't be too alarmed either.

It didn't phase me