BWA/FWA: Supercard of Destiny -- Superlatives

Lol sorry for the speech i left before my Superlatives guys haha. And dude Brock i TOTALLY forgot i wrestled invisible Super Dragon man, he fucking hurts hahaha

Matthew Massacre<3 wrote:

RK Boogy wrote:

Weekend Shitman: J Smash... it's a fucking yard show, we aren't the ones being disrespectful by watching OUR show, you and the people you allowed to pay admission are the disrespectful ones ya fucking fajeeb.

yeah that was bull too...

oh yeah and i think someone in the crowd stole my elbow pads. i was shitty as fuck cause i couldnt find em.

i have your elbow pads nigga. you told me i could use them

Last edited by Ohlson on Mon Jun 28, 2010 9:51 pm; edited 1 time in total

I'm just going to do a list of extra memorable moments
At the Currency Exchange Scott "Do you exchange Canadian"
Lady "No"
Scott "What kind of Currency Exchange is this?"
Lady "What Kind of human are you?"
Sic Ric to Scott at Giorodanos "Hey I heard you do lariats, I do them too"
Focalin jumping on in the damn glass box at the Sears Tower
Talking to Chuey about hockey and how he knew Eric Daze and Jocelyn Thibault
After going to Walgreens with Scott and Chuey Scott "What language was that one lady speaking"
Me "Ebonics"
Scott "I know Ebonics and she must have gone to college to speak it becuase I couldn't understand her."
Day 1 triple threat Craig yells to Fierce who is wrestling "I can see your doodle" and Fierce proceeds to take his dick out in the match
El Faro trip
Tiffer "I love your mom not the same way as Castro though"
Nick telling Castro my mom said if anyone at my house needed anything that she could help and taking pictures of my mom on the couch and sending them to Castro
Going to the taste with Chuey Scott Nick Craig Castro Maggie
Focalin "It's not a great match unless you go to the hospital"
After Craig found out the camera left behind was RK's he called RK and all he said was, "well since you have my camera, can you upload the footage."

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meanest zing was brock calling Shooter a spick... i totally forgot bout that lol oh and thing with tori was that like i didnt think she was that hott til i saw her in person and i was like holy shit now i know why everyone thinks shes hott lol but yeah i thought she was like gonna look like ohlsen... which is ugly, short and has a big nose. but i was totally wrong. lol u just had to be in the car on the way back from wendys sunday morning. ask brock, calvin or patrick bout it lol

Anthony Lee wrote:

Matthew Massacre<3 wrote:

RK Boogy wrote:

Weekend Shitman: J Smash... it's a fucking yard show, we aren't the ones being disrespectful by watching OUR show, you and the people you allowed to pay admission are the disrespectful ones ya fucking fajeeb.

yeah that was bull too...

oh yeah and i think someone in the crowd stole my elbow pads. i was shitty as fuck cause i couldnt find em.

i have your elbow pads nigga. you told me i could use them

shit! thank jesus!

Matthew Massacre<3 wrote:

and thing with tori was that like i didnt think she was that hott til i saw her in person and i was like holy shit now i know why everyone thinks shes hott lol but yeah i thought she was like gonna look like ohlsen... which is ugly, short and has a big nose. but i was totally wrong. lol u just had to be in the car on the way back from wendys sunday morning. ask brock, calvin or patrick bout it lol

Slow your roll, chief.

Devin Sez Hai! wrote:

Matthew Massacre<3 wrote:

and thing with tori was that like i didnt think she was that hott til i saw her in person and i was like holy shit now i know why everyone thinks shes hott lol but yeah i thought she was like gonna look like ohlsen... which is ugly, short and has a big nose. but i was totally wrong. lol u just had to be in the car on the way back from wendys sunday morning. ask brock, calvin or patrick bout it lol

Slow your roll, chief.

its ur girl dude, u know im not gonna try anything. Smile

Even if Matt doesn't, ZebracakeZ will!

LOL!

^^^^ LOL! I love you Steve! Dude i hope to God i can make it to BYS 5 I really wanna see everyone again

Focalin wrote:

Even if Matt doesn't, ZebracakeZ will!

LOL!

Lmao

Hmmm, So what I need to do is find a girl for Bliss in Allentown...then he will always come to our supershows as well

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Focalin wrote:

Even if Matt doesn't, ZebracakeZ will!

LOL!

If you want fucked up.

Brock Obama wrote:

Best Heel: Me (i called Nick a spic and made fun of Zayne. good shit)/ Iowa (especially SAT night and SUN morning)

IOWin was without a doubt the best heel(s). There wasn't even competition. Unless you consider myself, as a single entrant.

Brock had his heat, but the best heel? C'mon brah... You called Nick a derogatory name that everyone else in America has called him. And you made fun of someone who wasn't even there. Ouch.

All I did was lead the best heel faction in the history of history, put my own cousin in a bed of thumbtacks, and oh yeah... I MADE FUN OF "YAKUZA J", which I GET MAJOR PROPS for, because most of you peons were too scared to even talk to him in general. LOLZ he's a fuckin' backyarder, like all of you, just grow up! I called that fool Yokozuna J, asked him to sumo wrestle me (then proceeded to run off, bfd), and I made fun of the way he threw his football at me like he was some DBZ character. I was juss' playin; with him, but I guess I legit pissed him off. Someone teel that chump too bad, and to deal with it. And although I feel somewhat bad, I definitely interrupted Steve's retirement speech. Just to top off my glorious weekend (les' just forget about the day 1 atrocity)

Hey Burge, do you feel terrible for going through with that whole thing we did on day 2? Do you feel like you disrespected Steve by taking dumb bumps, just like he did earlier in the day?

Ohlson wrote:

I'm just going to do a list of extra memorable moments
At the Currency Exchange Scott "Do you exchange Canadian"
Lady "No"
Scott "What kind of Currency Exchange is this?"
Lady "What Kind of human are you?"
Sic Ric to Scott at Giorodanos "Hey I heard you do lariats, I do them too"
Focalin jumping on in the damn glass box at the Sears Tower
Talking to Chuey about hockey and how he knew Eric Daze and Jocelyn Thibault
After going to Walgreens with Scott and Chuey Scott "What language was that one lady speaking"
Me "Ebonics"
Scott "I know Ebonics and she must have gone to college to speak it becuase I couldn't understand her."
Day 1 triple threat Craig yells to Fierce who is wrestling "I can see your doodle" and Fierce proceeds to take his dick out in the match
El Faro trip
Tiffer "I love your mom not the same way as Castro though"
Nick telling Castro my mom said if anyone at my house needed anything that she could help and taking pictures of my mom on the couch and sending them to Castro
Going to the taste with Chuey Scott Nick Craig Castro Maggie
Focalin "It's not a great match unless you go to the hospital"
After Craig found out the camera left behind was RK's he called RK and all he said was, "well since you have my camera, can you upload the footage."

Wow, I really thought I was there for that... Hmmmm... guess not. I must have been asleep under a bridge or in a dumpster completely unawares and coked out of my mind having an out of body experience or something.

Big Nig Ragnarok wrote:

Ohlson wrote:

I'm just going to do a list of extra memorable moments
At the Currency Exchange Scott "Do you exchange Canadian"
Lady "No"
Scott "What kind of Currency Exchange is this?"
Lady "What Kind of human are you?"
Sic Ric to Scott at Giorodanos "Hey I heard you do lariats, I do them too"
Focalin jumping on in the damn glass box at the Sears Tower
Talking to Chuey about hockey and how he knew Eric Daze and Jocelyn Thibault
After going to Walgreens with Scott and Chuey Scott "What language was that one lady speaking"
Me "Ebonics"
Scott "I know Ebonics and she must have gone to college to speak it becuase I couldn't understand her."
Day 1 triple threat Craig yells to Fierce who is wrestling "I can see your doodle" and Fierce proceeds to take his dick out in the match
El Faro trip
Tiffer "I love your mom not the same way as Castro though"
Nick telling Castro my mom said if anyone at my house needed anything that she could help and taking pictures of my mom on the couch and sending them to Castro
Going to the taste with Chuey Scott Nick Craig Castro Maggie
Focalin "It's not a great match unless you go to the hospital"
After Craig found out the camera left behind was RK's he called RK and all he said was, "well since you have my camera, can you upload the footage."

Wow, I really thought I was there for that... Hmmmm... guess not. I must have been asleep under a bridge or in a dumpster completely unawares and coked out of my mind having an out of body experience or something.

I remembered you were there =] <3

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"I'm proud of my life and the things that I have done, proud of myself and the loner I've become. You're free to whine. It will not get you far. I do just fine, my car and my guitar."

Big Nig Ragnarok wrote:

Ohlson wrote:

I'm just going to do a list of extra memorable moments
At the Currency Exchange Scott "Do you exchange Canadian"
Lady "No"
Scott "What kind of Currency Exchange is this?"
Lady "What Kind of human are you?"
Sic Ric to Scott at Giorodanos "Hey I heard you do lariats, I do them too"
Focalin jumping on in the damn glass box at the Sears Tower
Talking to Chuey about hockey and how he knew Eric Daze and Jocelyn Thibault
After going to Walgreens with Scott and Chuey Scott "What language was that one lady speaking"
Me "Ebonics"
Scott "I know Ebonics and she must have gone to college to speak it becuase I couldn't understand her."
Day 1 triple threat Craig yells to Fierce who is wrestling "I can see your doodle" and Fierce proceeds to take his dick out in the match
El Faro trip
Tiffer "I love your mom not the same way as Castro though"
Nick telling Castro my mom said if anyone at my house needed anything that she could help and taking pictures of my mom on the couch and sending them to Castro
Going to the taste with Chuey Scott Nick Craig Castro Maggie and TJ
Focalin "It's not a great match unless you go to the hospital"
After Craig found out the camera left behind was RK's he called RK and all he said was, "well since you have my camera, can you upload the footage."

Wow, I really thought I was there for that... Hmmmm... guess not. I must have been asleep under a bridge or in a dumpster completely unawares and coked out of my mind having an out of body experience or something.

there sorry bout that part I somehow thought I forgot someone

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Mike Damage wrote:

Hmmm, So what I need to do is find a girl for Bliss in Allentown...then he will always come to our supershows as well

HAHAHA
GET OWNED

Wrestling--
Best Match: Canada v.s ric and Steve
Favorite Match: Breakdown and Wrenegade
Best Spot: German to outside on ric
Scariest
Moment: Anthony lees knee injury
Breakout Star: Calvin storm or LVK
Weekend MVP: Nick.. honestly did so much
Weekend Shitman: the full moon with caused all this bullshit
Best
Face: FUCK OFF
Best Heel: wrenegade
Funniest Moment: smash hitting JT with the cage hard as fuck and noone caring.
Bump of the Weekend: Stacy DVD to concrete
Botch
of the Weekend: Me ruining the end to me and staceys match
Best Gear: Calvin storm... i dug it
Best Chant: "1...2...3... FUCK OFF!!!"
Most
Shocking
Moment: ppl actually had fun
-Nonwrestling-
Favorite Food: PIZZA
Funniest Moment: "who watches burn notice?....Harris watches BURN NOTICIE" (in hensons voice)
Favorite
Moment: chilling at my house watchin TV with canada, ohlson, nick and wrenegade
Favorite Person you met: Wrenegade
Meanest Zing: cant remember
Gayest
Moment: fierce flashing his doodle

Blane Barton RealTalk wrote:

Brock Obama wrote:

Best Heel: Me (i called Nick a spic and made fun of Zayne. good shit)/ Iowa (especially SAT night and SUN morning)

IOWin was without a doubt the best heel(s). There wasn't even competition. Unless you consider myself, as a single entrant.

Brock had his heat, but the best heel? C'mon brah... You called Nick a derogatory name that everyone else in America has called him. And you made fun of someone who wasn't even there. Ouch.

All I did was lead the best heel faction in the history of history, put my own cousin in a bed of thumbtacks, and oh yeah... I MADE FUN OF "YAKUZA J", which I GET MAJOR PROPS for, because most of you peons were too scared to even talk to him in general. LOLZ he's a fuckin' backyarder, like all of you, just grow up! I called that fool Yokozuna J, asked him to sumo wrestle me (then proceeded to run off, bfd), and I made fun of the way he threw his football at me like he was some DBZ character. I was juss' playin; with him, but I guess I legit pissed him off. Someone teel that chump too bad, and to deal with it. And although I feel somewhat bad, I definitely interrupted Steve's retirement speech. Just to top off my glorious weekend (les' just forget about the day 1 atrocity)

This made me full of lulz

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