--Wrestling--
Best Match: Manic/JD Static vs. Marcus Centofante/The Russ
Favorite Match: Paulie Puckstuffer vs. Alex Cross
Best Spot: Puckstuffer/Cross penalty box
Scariest Moment: Gang Violence
Breakout Star: The Dream/Ox/Paulie Puckstuffer
Weekend MVP: JD Static
Weekend shitman: Steve
Best Face: JD Static
Best Heel: Marcus Centofante
Funniest Moment: TJ Cena looking at me and Jed while Red Ogre has him up for a razor's edge and just saying "fuck"
Bump of the Weekend: O'Mora taking the HARDEST Scoop Slam on the grass
Best Gear: JD Static
Best Chant: Six Foot Sucks or Friggity Diggity
Most Shocking Moment: Puckstuffer stepping his goddamn game up

-Nonwrestling-
Favorite Food: Free Wendy's from Crazy H
Funniest Moment: SO MANY FUNNY MOMENTS...but I'm gonna say Russ' Casey Casem impression.
Favorite Moment: Talking wrestling up in Martel's attic while watching Summerslam '98
Favorite Person you met: Richie Rich/Puckstuffer/Ox
Meanest Zing: "Steve is one of my best friends." "Does Steve know that?"
Gayest Moment: Ian telling me that if I took a cop killer he'd kiss me on the mouth

--Wrestling--
Best Match: Manic/JD Static vs. Marcus Centofante/The
Russ
Favorite Match: Dr. Sexy vs The Dream
Best Spot: Puckstuffer/Cross penalty box was SO AWESOME
Scariest Moment: Nothing really scared me this weekend at all.
Breakout Star: The Dream/Puckstuffer by far
Weekend MVP: JD Static
Weekend shitman: Crucible
Best Face: JD Static
Best Heel: Dr. Sexy
Funniest Moment: Definitely Puckstuffer's quote after locking Cross in the "Penalty Box"
Bump of the Weekend: O'Mora's scoop slam on the ground. I'll also throw a shoutout to Scotty taking the X5 facefirst on a chair from Xtreme.
Best Gear: JD Static
Best Chant: "Scumbag" chants starting immediately when Manic's music hit
Most Shocking Moment: Puckstuffer performing as AWESOMELY as he did.

-Nonwrestling-
Favorite Food: My Wendy's that WARREN ATE THE MAJORITY OF WHILE I WAS GONE.
Funniest Moment: "Let's go to fuckin Cobleskill and find Andre right now!" - My boy AJ. Or Don trying to fight Freakshow in my attic for absolutely no reason.
Favorite Moment: At the bar with O'Mora/Dr Sexy/Russ/Cento/Warren. I think. I'm not sure, there were SOOOO MANY.
Favorite Person you met: I think that I knew everyone already
Meanest Zing: "Hey, why is Cory coming out? Danny Devine isn't here."
Gayest Moment: Roberts once again touched my butthole. Sooooo gay.
Drunkest Man: Don

Results (Am I remembering everything?):
New Era "Ritalin or Ritalout" (Day 1)
Paulie Puckstuffer df EA Static
Triple Threat: Nick Peek df The Ox & Deano Machino
Red Ogre df Richie Rich
Andrew Wright df TJ Cena
Dr. Sexy & The Russ df Crazy H & Scotty Skills
WZW Tag Titles: Marcus Centofante & J2-Step df Robby Roberts & Sean O'Mora
New Era Title (4-Way Elimination): Alex Cross df Cory "The Dream" Diamond, JD Static, & Ian Finnegan

New Era "Can't Handle This" (Day 2)
The Russ & Marcus Centofante df JD Static & Manic
TJ Cena df Red Ogre
Newport George df Crazy H
Andrew Wright df JT Dynomite
Freakshow df Nick Peek
Robby Roberts df The Ox
WZW Hardcore Title: Robby Roberts df JT Dynomite
New Era Title: Alex Cross df Paulie Puckstuffer
J2-Step df Ian Finnegan
WZW Championship: Dr. Sexy df Cory "The Dream" Diamond

Martel, I beat Beefy after I restarted the match and 2-Step beat Ian

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah, alrighty. I can't remember things.

--Wrestling--
Best Match: 2step vs Ian
Favorite Match: Paulie Puckstuffer vs. Alex Cross
Best Spot: thorwing cross into the van
Scariest Moment: the sliced bread off the base that almost killed ian and jd
Breakout Star: puck
Weekend MVP: Andrew Right
Weekend shitman: Steve
Best Face: JD Static
Best Heel: Marcus Centofante
Funniest Moment: Andrew sitting up and being as tall as cena and brain choping him
Bump of the Weekend: Scotty takin the F5 on the chair oooor EA's swanton missbomb
Best Gear: JD
Best Chant: HIV
Most Shocking Moment: Cross getting cheers, and the whole rundown for the show when i got to martels in 2steps room.
-Nonwrestling-
Favorite Food: KFC popcorn chicken which i only had a few out of and SOMEBODY AT THE REST! im blaming warren for this as well.
Funniest Moment: "does puckstuffer even watch hockey?" (his bro)"HELL NO THAT NIGGA WATCHES SPONGEBOB!" "great tits, worst vagina"- Ian
Favorite Moment: hangin in the attic with Andrew, Ian, Warren and Russ watchin summerslam 98.
Favorite Person you met: the only new person i met was nick peak, and i refuse to say hes my favorite person i met, so fuck off no one.
Meanest Zing: "See you in 5 to 10"
Gayest Moment: im the gayest straight dude, everywhere i went there was grabing of stuff.

LOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL I forgot about "See you in 5 to 10"

FUCK. I thought you guys loved me.

Steve is Crucible's real name also, you don't have a steve monopoly.