you missed nothing, and dons a fag.

you missed everything

i may be a fag but i'm a busy one.


results and superlatives to be added soon.



<3

RESULTS!

Honestly this was one of the best days of wrestling i've seen in a long long time.

Day 1:
-Marcus Centofante entered to the base, demanding to know who is in charge and assumed it was Ian Finnegan, who then called Finnegan out. Finnegan entered only to state that he wasn't in charge either. The two called out whoever planned the show, out came Andrew Wright. Wright revealed he indeed planned the show and will usher in the New Era of backyard wrestling. He announced a series of qualifying matches to send people to a multiman to crown a New Era champion. Marcus Centofante was informed he isn't in a qualifying match because Wright is putting the "old dogs to sleep, starting with Centofante."

-Glenn and Dandy Dan came out. Glenn hyped his brother for having a hell of a reign as WZW Champion and that he has defended against all comers, except him. Dandy Dan accepted the challenge, with hesitation.

WZW Championship
Glenn defeats Dandy Dan (c) with a Psycho Driver to become the NEW WZW Champion!

-After the match, Glenn announced that he will defend the WZW Championship 24 hours a day and 7 days a week.

WZW Championship
Joey Tornado defeats Glenn with a school boy to become the NEW WZW Champion

-After the match, Ian Finnegan congratulated his partner on becoming the WZW Champion.

WZW Championship
Ian Finnegan defeats Joey Tornado with a school boy to become the NEW WZW Champion

-After the match, Ian ran away from the yard.

NEW Era Title Match Qualifier
J2-Step defeats Joey Tornado with a Parkway Driver

NEW Era Title Match Qualifier
Alex Cross defeats Dandy Dan with a Crossinator

NEW Era Title Match Qualifier
The Perfection defeats Mighty Mouse with a Cradle Shock

BONUS Match
Glenn defeats Scotty Skills with a Psycho Driver

SEMI-MAIN
Marcus Centofante defeats JC Penny with the Bed Time

NEW ERA Title Match
Alex Cross defeats J2-Step, Pefection, Andrew Wright and Ian Finnegan after hitting a Crossinator on 2-Step.




Day 2:
so good you have to wait and see.

Warren is the first New ERA champion?!?! surprise right there

SUPERLATIVES
--Wrestling--
Best Match: Day 2
Favorite Match: Glenn vs. Scotty Skills
Best Spot: Joey countering 2-Steps combo into a shellshock
Scariest Moment: Glenn taking that suplex from Scotty onto the rail of the trampoline
Breakout Star: Mighty Mouse
Weekend MVP: Glenn
Weekend shitman: I ran into Sunshine Adams while waiting for my ride home...ugh.
Best Face: 2-Step
Best Heel: Perfection
Funniest Moment: Everyone saying that Zeke was the next J-Krypter
Bump of the Weekend: Glenn taking Scotty's yakuza kick
Best Gear: Perfection
Best Chant: MARTELS GROUNDED! *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*
Most Shocking Moment: How good every match was

-Nonwrestling-
Favorite Food: Cheeseburgers
Funniest Moment: Warren walking into a closet at 2:30 in the morning believing it was a bathroom because he was drunk.
Favorite Moment: Hanginz
Favorite Person you met: technically didnt meet anyone but the first time I hung out with Don.
Meanest Zing: "Justin you look like a scene Freddy Kreuger" - Ian
Gayest Moment: Joey trying to get Morgan to sleep in the crib so he could have 2-Step to himself.

SUPERLATIVES
--Wrestling--
Best Match: JC Penney vs. Marcus Centofante
Favorite Match: Glenn vs. Scotty Skills
Best Spot: Skateboard Codebreaker
Scariest Moment: Glenn taking that suplex from Scotty onto the rail of the trampoline
Breakout Star: Mighty Mouse
Weekend MVP: Ian for wrestling, hanging, and housing
Weekend shitman: Scotty Skills
Best Face: 2-Step
Best Heel: Perfection
Funniest Moment: "I'M AMAZING!" *Polish Hammer*
Bump of the Weekend: 2 Step's Pedigree
Best Gear: Perfection
Best Chant: SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS!
Most Shocking Moment: Day 1 ending before it got dark

-Nonwrestling-
Favorite Food: Cheeseburgers
Funniest Moment: Clayton Cross: White Supremacist
Favorite Moment: Being deemed a dude by Don
Favorite Person you met: Mighty Mouse
Meanest Zing: "Justin you look like a scene Freddy Kreuger" - Ian
Gayest Moment: Joey trying to get Morgan to sleep in the crib so he could have 2-Step to himself.

SUPERLATIVES
--Wrestling--
Best Match: JC Penney vs. Marcus Centofante
Favorite Match: Glenn vs. Dandy dann
Best Spot:i loved them all
Scariest Moment: Glenn taking that suplex from Scotty onto the rail of the tramoline
Breakout Star:
Weekend MVP: jc penny
Weekend shitman:
Best Face: mee!!! lol jp ummmm idk j-2 step
Best Heel: Perfection
Funniest Moment: "I'M AMAZING!" to the hammer.. that shit caught me off gaurd lul
Bump of the Weekend: 2 Step's Pedigree
Best Gear: Perfection
Best Chant: SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS!
Most Shocking Moment: idk

-Nonwrestling-
Favorite Food: Snow lol
Funniest Moment: ummmmm idk lol to many to name one specifc
Favorite Moment: ctaully going and be booked in a super show, and meeting everyone.
Favorite Person you met: there was no faviort. everyone was awsome =]
Meanest Zing: hmmm.... idk
Gayest Moment: there was none that i have witnessed.

SUPERLATIVES
--Wrestling--
Best Match: jc penny vs. centofante
Favorite Match: Glenn vs. Scotty Skills
Best Spot: to many good spots lol
Scariest Moment: Glen vs. Scotty Skills
Breakout Star: Mighty Mouse
Weekend MVP: Ian for letting us stay at his house<3
Weekend shitman: Scotty Skills for almost breaking everything
Best Face: mighty mouse hes AMAZING
Best Heel: Perfection
Funniest Moment: toooooo many to call lol
Bump of the Weekend: Glenn taking Scotty's yakuza kick
Best Gear: Zeke
Best Chant: SHOTS=]
Most Shocking Moment: warren

-Nonwrestling-
Favorite Food: Hot Dog Fucking Annies
Funniest Moment: hmmmmmm all of them lol
Favorite Moment: Hanginz
Favorite Person you met: hmmmm ive met everyone except for mighty mouse so im gonna say him
Meanest Zing: hmm idk
Gayest Moment: tons of gay lol

SUPERLATIVES
--Wrestling--
Best Match: Glenn vs Scotty Skills
Favorite Match: Mighty Mouse vs The Perfection
Best Spot: All the spinny spots at the beginning of Don vs Jake
Scariest Moment: Glenn dying
Breakout Star: Mighty Mouse
Weekend MVP: Ian
Weekend shitman: lulz
Best Face: Glenn
Best Heel: The Perfection
Funniest Moment: Snowball fight
Bump of the Weekend: Glenn taking the suplex onto the trampoline railing
Best Gear: The Perfection
Best Chant: "Shots shots" "Fat fat" "Tall tall"
Most Shocking Moment: Nobody sleeping at all...and then having an awesome show

-Nonwrestling-
Favorite Food: The breakfast dinner place
Funniest Moment: Literally almost lost my voice from laughing so much. I'll pick 2-Step's role in Day 2 as the overall funniest though. Or Morgan actually thinking the dog's name was Ballsack.
Favorite Moment: Finding grammatical errors in the bible and Clayton Cross: White Supremacist
Favorite Person you met: Morgan by default...even though she wouldn't get in the crib
Meanest Zing: 2Step telling Morgan to go wait in the car
Gayest Moment: Don and Ian being in each other's presence

Best Match: Day 2
Best Match: Marcus Centofante vs JC Penney
Favorite Match: Perfection vs Mighty Mouse
Best Spot: i loved all the spins with cento and jc penney
Scariest Moment: I feared for my life a few times haha
Breakout Star: Mighty Mouse
Weekend MVP: Ian forsure
Weekend shitman: i loved wrestling scotty but he almost broke the tv so its him =]
Best Face: J 2-Step
Best Heel: Perfection
Funniest Moment: I'm amazing! followed by the hammer
Bump of the Weekend: my head still has a bump on it does that count?
Best Gear: Perfection
Best Chant: MARTELS GROUNDED! *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*
Most Shocking Moment: We drank at 5 in the fuckin morning

-Nonwrestling-
Favorite Food: I stayed home sick and had pizza ftw
Funniest Moment: Clayton Cross White Supremacist
Favorite Moment: droppin my pants with my boys we performed for our fellow men
Favorite Person you met: The only person I never met was Morgan so ill go with her i guess
Meanest Zing: judging from what ive read off here i think a scene freddy krueger wins
Gayest Moment: i dont think wat joey did was gay sounds acceptable to me but ill vote for it anyway

SUPERLATIVES
--Wrestling--
Best Match: Scotty vs. Glenn
Favorite Match: Cento vs. JC Penney
Best Spot: Opening roaring elbows in don/jake
Scariest Moment: Glenn
Breakout Star: Mighty Mouse
Weekend MVP: My roomate DJ, for letting me borrow his car
Weekend shitman: J Krypter
Best Face: Glenn
Best Heel: Alex Cross
Funniest Moment: Scotty Skills falling on his ass with the camera
Bump of the Weekend: Stuff Glenn took
Best Gear: Andrew Wright's purple dress shirt
Best Chant: shots!
Most Shocking Moment: Warren

-Nonwrestling-
Favorite Food: Hot Dog Annies
Funniest Moment: a lot
Favorite Moment: just seeing everybody, its been awhile
Favorite Person you met: Warren, Mighty Mouse
Meanest Zing: don't remember
Gayest Moment: nah we're all straight

o man i completely forgot about scotty falling with the camera that was hilarious

Best Match: Marcus Centofante vs JC Penney
Favorite Match: Perfection vs Mighty Mouse
Best Spot: Day 2
Scariest Moment: Glenn
Breakout Star: Mighty Mouse
Weekend MVP: Morgan offered to help clean and was the first to say thank you for housing her. She ruled. Plus she let me yell at her sooo much.
Weekend shitman: SCOTTY FUCKING NOSKILLS
Best Face: Mighty Mouse
Best Heel: Perfection
Funniest Moment: Watching Don watch the show.
Bump of the Weekend: Glenn taking the suplex onto the bar of the trampoline.
Best Gear: Perfection
Best Chant: MARTELS GROUNDED! *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*
Most Shocking Moment: How awesome the show was.

-Nonwrestling-
Favorite Food: Ally made delicious burgers and breakfast sammiches.
Funniest Moment: Clayton Cross White Supremacist
Favorite Moment: Hanging with Don, totally gay.
Favorite Person you met: Morgan
Meanest Zing: "Is Ben coming in to say hi?" - Don
Gayest Moment: Warren's face.

Best Match: Glenn vs Scotty
Favorite Match: Perfection vs Mighty Mouse
Best Spot: Glenn and Dandy Dan 10 paces.
Scariest Moment: Penny's third chop coming my way.
Breakout Star: Mighty Mouse
Weekend
MVP: Ian
Weekend shitman: Scotty
Best Face: Mighty Mouse
Best Heel: Cross
Funniest Moment: "Giving him the business? I think he's broke" "I am amazing"
Bump of the Weekend: Glenn taking the suplex onto the bar of the trampoline.
Best Gear: Perfection
Best Chant: SHOTS
Most Shocking Moment: That my match was good, I really thought I was going to drunk it up.

-Nonwrestling-
Favorite Food: Ally made delicious burgers and breakfast sammiches.
Funniest Moment: Singing the hangover song.
Favorite Moment: Hanging with Ian, totally gay.
Favorite Person you met: Jake, officially.
Meanest Zing: Scene Freddy Krueger was solid gold
Gayest Moment: Needing to leave.

ohman, hangover song was the best thing in MA.

ALSO! I'm offically changing shitman to Dandy Dan, for ruining everything hes ever in, and being an all around awful human being.

WHY THE FUCK ISNT DAN POINTING

I can tell Zeke is quite the fan of pointing

Should have called me and left a voice mail, Don and Joey. >>;

that was me and joey. Don and I called randa, and steve. Get it.